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Saturday, May 22, 2004

look at our little mutant babies.

Friday, May 21, 2004

so yeah. today's been a good day. mostly. just busy, really. jon, get over here and watch hudsucker proxy with me and relieve me from my work for 2 hours.

anyone alive out there? why do less than 1% of you people comment?

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Okay, so if Andy Kaufman is alive, where has ELVIS been hanging out?

i knew it, i knew it, I KNEW IT!

andy kaufman's alive, that's freakin hilarious.

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

wow, am i actually going to be in bed before midnight?
so many projects have rocked my body, i guess. thank god i don't have the 10th anniversary video stuff in my possession yet, burning me with its evil stare. "get to work," it says. "the deadline is approaching," it whispers. "but i have to do the souled out brochures! i have priorities, video project, LEAVE ME ALONE!"
it doesn't seem to listen. it just laughs and laughs...

and laughs.
yeah, time for bed.

man, i found a good one. i've had a good time last night and today reading these. ever wondered how much ink is in a sharpie? how many noodles in a package of ramen? then read it. don't miss the million dollars one though, it's my favorite.

AH-HAH! the connection we've been looking for jon: "Google and Amazon have entered into a search pact that has Google powering Amazon's Web and commercial search results for at least two years." and then i also read something that said google tried to buy friendster.com for $30 million. they want control of your friends, too.

so scary.

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

wait a minute, we know a couple people who have 'em.
eric binder, get your self over here. bring gun. we have nuts and cameras.

oh man, this would be fun. especially with a pellet gun.

fear the google!

i said posting is forbidden.
just like dancing.

Monday, May 17, 2004

just thought i'd post.
busy day...but not busy enough to let it be a one-post day.

posting is forbidden.

Sunday, May 16, 2004

happy birthday mom. yes world i am in japan and i am alive and well. sorry to say but i won't be able to post any photodocs until i get home and at best i will only be able to check the internet once a week, so don't expect to hear too much from me in the next seven or eight weeks. um... this city's got big buildings i like food bye.

p.s. this post cost me $4.

well, this weekend was great. friday night was amazing. i'm so proud of you master's commissioners. really. for real. seriously. also the prayer thing in the night was incredible. and then saturday, souled out was awesome. rocked as usual. but then afterwards...well, that's when things start to get interesting. you see, once a month at the metro, they have this dance party.
photodocumentation of one packed weekend
the first annual souled out masters commission graduation


the monthly retro-trash dance party at the metro


yeah, that's the color


yeah, that's the sunrise
yeah, i'm tired.

yeah, happy birthday, and stuff.
just remember, it was ryan that stole the chocolate.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MOM!
everyone better comment on this post and wish her well:

cause we all know my mom has to put up with lots of crap...
and i don't think we've ever paid her back for our webhosting.

Best comment from birthday cards received so far:
"at last she had awakened from the nightmare of youth."