i'm sorry officer i didn't realize my car was a threat to the no cars on the road, by all means give me a parking ticket.
i hate cops.

oh, and by the way...
this is totally worth watching.

today rocked...
the cycle of bad days was broken with a spectacular one.
i guess the only thing i really have to say in the end...
is that i'm going to miss home so much,
especially after days and nights like tonight's.
:licks palm: blaaaaaaaaaah...

yeah, goodnight for two hours, until the dance party in azusa comes rockin through your sleep. that was five hours ago. don't ask me what i've done in those five hours. only one person in the world would understand. no, maybe not even that. so it's nearly 3:30am. i should check if i'm tired. well, the pain in my leg tells me i'm weak. maybe i'll try to go to sleep.

and the one left with only hope said... goodnight.

hahah that's funny..
got some stuff from comedians..

"Saddam Hussein reacted to news that UN weapons inspectors had found 11 chemical warheads today by saying, "They're not warheads. They're peaceheads."

The Iraqi president said he was intending to launch the missiles, tipped with a "mild, mountain spring fragrance" at countries with whom Iraq would like to be at peace--like Israel. "It was going to be a surprise," said Mr. Hussein, "But the UN ruined it.""

how can someone not notice i cut my hair ???

meh.

welcome to the biggest photodoc ever. 84 pictures. old record was 77.
bam, take that photodoc of downtown with mike and jon.

here we go...first ryan's day, then my day...then work. work being me and ryan running sound for some comedy acts. pretty good stuff, except for the one comic who almost got into a fight with 5 very fat people in the audience.

"just because i have the 8 dollars to spend on a supercut doesn't mean that i'm bigger than you, at least in the physical sense."

coming soon...quite possibly the biggest photodoc ever. we'll see.
it'll be great, check later tonight.

A dog can whip a skunk but it's not worth it.

me and my brother are definitely watching chinese news right now.

faith is the thine line that connects the unseen with the seen
the spiritual with the physical.
but in it is the key to true joy and enternity

id·i·ot (n.)
1) A foolish or stupid person.
2) A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers.

but, i CAN guard against common dangers!
i'm the uber-idiot! the next generation, a mutant...
the idiot that all other idiots had proph·e·sied about!

well you're still an idiot, but at least you're an idiot that knows something.

see, that's what i've been telling people!!!!
but noo.....nooo....chuck is just an idiot...
he doesn't know what he's talking about....
blah, blah blah.

i've taken 5,781 pictures in the last 6 months.
and less then 3 of them have been vertical.

as of late, more and more people have been getting digital cameras. and more and more people are making the mistake of taking pictures vertically with their cameras and posting them online. but digital cameras are made with the picture sizes exactly to scale a computer screen, which is horizontal. that's why, if your resolution is good, you can get your picture to fit exactly as your desktop background. so, when you take a vertical picture and post it online, do you realize how hard and awkward it is then to look at that picture in the contents of the browser. and vertical pictures don't capture what the eye sees anyway. it's like you're looking through a shaft in a castle that people shot arrows out of. you can't see anything around. if that's what you're going for, then fine. but most times, ugh. ok, i'm done for today.

after this post, this can be found through a link on this page.

aries, god of mars, looks unfavorably upon misunderstandings.

when will they learn, they'll never understand our elitist jokes. like a mosquito sucking a mummy, give it up, little buddy. just give it up...

oh...and about chuck and DTS- if u all think chuck should have been gotten a job a long time ago, u are probably right. but he didn't so now he still needs to go to DTS cus he isn't getting discipline on his own...sooooo, if u can help him get it...extend grace to him like God does to us..

a new rule is called for on the charter.
we just need 3 people to agree in it...
no more gut pictures.

blogger gone mad.

here we go again.

i'm declaring martian law.

ugh. who requested that?

and now, live by request...the gut!

she thinks you're a what?
a failure?

what has she ever accomplished with her life?!

grace thinks i'm a failure.

woo yay, i scrounged up a winner...loaded with hummus!
click here.
it's awesome.

COME IN! LOVE!

HUGS!!! CURSE!!!

tell your mom you need a day off!

"you're really complicated, aren't you?"
"i try not to be."

CURSE! CURSE! CURSE!

one morning, i was sitting in elizabeth's beach house, and she asked me if i'd rather go water skiing or lay out. and i realized that not only did i not want to answer that question, but i never wanted to answer another water-sports question or see any of these people ever again.

three days later, i was on my way out to the desert.

please buy my DTS FUNDRAISING MERCH. only 1 person has bought something.

okay, okay i know it's been awhile, but i finally have pictures worth posting.
look how curious the puppy is.